Hal Demotivational Poster
DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
MARRIAGE, SHARED -
AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!
ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
YOUR CIRCLE -
FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.
WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?
OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -
FUNNY FAKTS -
MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.
AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!
NO LIMITS -
MY EX-WIFE -
2AM DICTION -
NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?
NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939
HORROR MOVIE HEROES -
IF YOU'RE OCD -
HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.
THE KITTY POOL -
SAY THERE TOM -
I SHALL FLING MY POO -
IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind
HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!
THAT'S NO MOON -
MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.
GET OFF THE DAMN BED -
OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -
HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house
DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.
JEDI RIDER -
STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.
WHEN I DIE -
AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.
MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL - Half Temper - Half Mental
WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -
FEELING INADEQUATE? -
ROOSTER COGBURN -
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
BAD, BAD CLOWNS -
INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS - Sure it would be rude not to say "Thanks" But how DO you respond to Uncle Steve's comment, "I made it from a cast of my own hands"?
CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
CRAZY CHALLENGE -
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.
THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.
PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!
Freedom of speech -
GRAMMAR NAZI -
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
THE GMAN - Appearing randomly since 1957
3 DAYS TOPS -
ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.
JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
25 YEARS -
GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!
HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.
PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!
I'M DEAD SEXY! -
DECISIONS DECISIONS -
THAR SHE BLOWS -
ANY REGRETS? -
FLYING HIGH -
3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan
YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!
AND NOW WE KNOW....... - and knowing is half the battle.
2009 WAS SO AWESOME -
4X4 OFFROADING - This is what it should be like...
QUIT SMOKING? -
THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -
SOME THINGS -
HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.
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